A key member of our development team is ready to transfer his skills from the computer to the football pitch in the world renowned 8:30pm 5 a side league.
At a hastily arranged press conference earlier today, Tommy ‘The Terrier’ Misiukanis, who describes himself as a ‘creative goal-getting midfield general’ stated, “I’m confident that with my tough-tackles, amazing ball control and dynamite right foot, the league title is a mere formality”.
We can now officially reveal that Online Development are to be the new sponsor of Hedgehogs FC; the bookies’ favourites for the championship this season. With multi-million pound proposals from Fly Emirates, O2 and Manor Park Fishery rebuffed, The Hedgehogs hope that Online Development’s stylish branding will translate to stylish performances on the pitch.
Suffice to say, if results are tragic, we’ll be disowning Tom and the rest of the Hedgehogs with immediate effect! Check back for scores in coming weeks.
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